On the bus and saw a rainbow up ahead – my juices must still have been flowing!!!
Somewhere over the rainbow, our hotel
4 hours into the future, Cardiff means we’ll sleep well
We woke up this morning, blissfully unaware
Of the chaos awaiting, car hire and credit card hell!!
We walked up to the counter smiling, here’s our reservation booking – car-now-please!
The lady wanted ‘driver’s license and 200 pound deposit – bank-cards-only!
We began crying and snarling; girl apologised
Sorry sir, it’s company policy; rules by which I must abide!
Is there an-other option? This strongly sucks!
No, and it’s not our problem; okay lady, you can get …. stuffed!